bruno puntz-jones x danny husk
narrated by francesca fiore
So Bruno is think of buyout a company, uh? He like AT&Love, he say she have the good stock. So he go to AT&Love building in Toronto and get on elevator, and he blindfold himself and press random button. When elevator stop, Bruno take off blindfold and find himself on the eight floor. He walk right into first office he see. But there is no one there. So he go to next office he see. The man in office is name Danny Husk.
"My name is Bruno Puntz-Jones," say Bruno. "I want to buy this company."
"Uh, I don't think it's for sale," say Mr Husk, raising his eyebrow confus-ed-ly.
"I have big wad of money in my pants," say Bruno.
"Uh, okay, how much you got?"
Bruno take big wad of money out of pants and give to Mr Husk. Mr Husk count the money. He say "There's only a thousand dollars here, sir."
"Is a lot of money where I come from," say Bruno.
"Well, here you can maybe buy a real nice hooker," Mr Husk shrug his shoulder and raise his eyebrow again.
"Bruno stop and think for a minute. He pace around the room a few time, and then he say "How much for you?"
"What'd you say?"
"I say what I say!" Bruno angry because he don't like to say a thing twice. But Mr Husk is confuse. One thousand dollar is a lot for junior-market mid-management corporate sales executive. And he notice that Bruno is very sexy man, so handsome and very snappy dresser. But instead of saying okay, I will do for one thousand dollar, he say "I don't follow you."
So Bruno try to explain. "I want for you to have man-sex with me for one thousand dollar."
"Uh, are you sure you want to do that with me, sir? There's some pretty ladies downstairs, like Cathy, and Kathie, and Tanya..."
"I am no interest in lady right now. You I like. You see I am still in experimental stage. I once made love to woman with seven set of genital." Is no true of course, that was only movie we made. Sometimes Bruno mix up the fact with the fiction.
Mr Husk think for minute. Then he say "Okay, I'll do it." He don't know what to do at first because is his first time with a man. But Bruno is a little experience because he once pay twenty dollar to make love to white filipino boy. He kiss Mr Husk. This is Bruno's favorite thing to do beside play russian roulette with himself. He like the kissing, and Mr Husk has especially plump lips. So they kiss and Bruno run his fingers through Mr Husk's hair. Mr Husk is a bit surprise to find himself liking this. He feel Bruno's excitement against his leg, so he pull of Bruno's pants (he has no underwear of course) and make him set on desk. And Mr Husk, he make sweet love to Bruno. But you won't see this part in our new movie. The censor, she cut everything out. She make movie only eight minutes long! But Bruno, he still think he is big porn star now, ay! |  |