pretty KITH girls

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pretty KITH girls

each of the 5 KITH members have played several different female characters; amongst these characters are very pretty and sometimes even beautiful ones. most are not recurring characters. the following is a list of all the prettiest female characters each Kid has played (according to me). i've come up with these lists after watching every KITH episode i can. there are of course still a few episodes i haven't seen so if i'm missing any i'll get to them someday.

bruce's pretty girls:

1. tammy, teen singing sensation
2. "irish rose," sir simon's date
3. kathie
4. sex girl patrol member
5. teenage girl in "cutest boy on death row"
6. linda in theo the cool teacher's class
7. mom in "timmy gets transferred"
8. wife of the "what?!" guy
9. mom in old yeller
10. shirley, drunk girl in "backstage on broadway"
11. cindy, bride in sketch where several toasts are made at wedding
12. woman in "do you have the time?" (same as linda?)
13. alice in brain candy
14. stewardess in diner
15. myra the potato salad lady
16. exercise instructor
17. darrill's mozart date
18. wife of man possessed by his beard
19. sexual indiscretion girlfriend
20. daughter in thanksgiving sketch
21. wife in liposuction song

dave's pretty girls:

1. jocelyn
2. career-ending moments oscar winner
3. wife in "night of the cow"
4. jean terrance
5. hooker with the governor
6. carolyn lewis in "screw you taxpayer"
7. judy, kyle's mom (bauer's fling)
8. trudie, sex girl patrol member
9. scott's date in "wanna see a dead body?"
10. tracy, daughter in horsey/old yeller sketch
11. gwen
12. mrs elizabeth ferguson
13. mark's girlfriend in "the lovers"
14. drunk girl in danny husk's bad anecdote sketch
15. bride in "multiple marriages"
16. louise the bad cheater in airplane sketch
17. mom in "who do you want to live with"
18. mrs carvin in destructive tea party sketch and "yes, dear" sketch
19. sandra, girlfriend in bob the bj angel sketch
20. kitty in "katnapped"
21. daughter "swettie" in hastily written sketch
22. wife in bed who says "we're not multiple orgasm people"
23. martha, marks girlfriend who cooks
24. mona dakins from high school
25. woman leading all-female meeting in "bye, stan"
26. single woman at bar in vain cyclops sketch
27. grandma in thanksgiving sketch
28. girlfriend in sketch where time goes by really fast

scott's pretty girls:

1. francesca fiore
2. queen of england
3. buddy cole :)
4. maudrid
5. michelle in "hotel la rut"
6. alfonsa in "backstage on broadway"
7. cathy
8. "byoootiful lady"
9. chalice, actress presenter at academy awards
10. children's book writer who tries to murder kevin
11. worker at superstar cable
12. single woman at bar with vain cyclops
13. indian woman

kevin's pretty girls:

1. lacey
2. natalie, gavin's babysitter
3. goddess of compensation
4. scott's 2nd date in "wanna see a dead body?"
5. danny husk's wife
6. nutty bunny #1's ladyfriend at restaurant
7. lady at restaurant served by darrill
8. girl with bulldog in "the terrier song"
9. pregnant wife in the cabbie doctor sketch
10. tom's wife at dinner parties with nina
11. wife of man with a spider on his face
12. darcy pennell
13. country mom with sick husband
14. teenage girl in "cutest boy on death row"
15. lady in bar when cabbagehead is shot
16. bad doctor's nurse
17. vilan, hip cool 45 guy's wife
18. maggie, AT&Love boss' secretary
19. kitty's mom, also woman in dipping areas & gazebo (or at least i *think* they're all the same chick!)
20. kathy, bleeding ear man's date

mark's pretty girls:

1. sylvie in "hotel la rut"
2. monique, pyromaniac girl
3. christine
4. sharisse
5. sex girl patrol member
6. melanie
7. gavin's mom
8. horsey girl tracy's mom
9. nina spudkneeyak
10. michelle, heroin junkie's date
11. lucy, post-apocalypse poet's girlfriend
12. blonde in red dress in stairs musical number
13. teresa, sister who gives "the look" to her brothers
14. butt freak/film buff's girlfriend
15. tanya
16. woman in husk musk commercial (or is this gavin's mom?)