the name's roxy... miss hecubus if you're nasty. i'm 19, i live in california, but i'd rather live in toronto. i love:

*Kids in the Hall
*gay people
*boys who crossdress very convincingly
*femininity
*makeup
*puppies
*my little ponies & other 80s toys
*pink
*the music of david bowie, tori amos, depeche mode, duran duran, static-x, duncan sheik, portishead, goldfrapp, dido, travis, silverchair, weezer, barenaked ladies, sarah mclachlan, b-52's, and anything from the 80s
*shows like KITH, newsradio, will & grace, whose line is it anyway, south park, x-files, simpsons, dark angel

my top ten famous boys:

1. Dave Foley
2. Johnny Depp
3. David Bowie
4. Scott Thompson
5. Bruce McCulloch
6. Mark McKinney
7. Jon Stewart
8. Kevin McDonald
9. Bill Maher
10. a tie between Stephen Root, David Duchovny, David Spade

my top ten famous girls:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. Milla Jovovich
4. Fairuza Balk
5. Jessica Alba
6. Janeane Garofalo
7. Gillian Anderson
8. Laura Kightlinger
9. Charlize Theron
10. Tori Amos

so... if you're a really cute guy like dave foley, and you're fashionable like david bowie, funny like jon stewart, talented like johnny depp, have gorgeous hair like bruce mcculloch, have a hot ass like scott thompson, and you're willing to shave your legs and armpits (or at least your armpits for god's sake!), and wear a dress and makeup and a wig occasionally, and you're beautiful & convincing both as a boy and as a girl, then you might be the guy for me!

now you know why i'm single.

"do i want love? of course i do. but do you think i'm so dumb that i'd go out with you?" -tammy

"so you want to break up with me now? is it cuz i farted that time?" -brucio